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Stuck for Santa
This year, while I was putting out milk and cookies for Santa, I got stuck underneath my coffee table and I had to wait all night for Santa to come set me free! To make matters worse I accidentally bumped the milk over while trying to get out and it spilled all down my ass & tights! But Santa didn’t care! He had a big present to deliver to me and he definitely did not cum early this year!